wives with knives

18 x 24 inches poster

Wives with Knives – For the modern vintage vixen who's tired of playing nice.

Step back into the golden age of domestic bliss™ — when dinner was hot, martinis were cold, and women were expected to smile through gritted teeth and four layers of lipstick. Inspired by the ‘charmingly repressive’ beauty ads of the 1950s, this artwork reimagines femininity the way it always should’ve been: manicured, magnificent, and mildly homicidal.

With nails so pink they practically whisper “I’m fine,” the Wives with Knives artwork captures the essence of mid-century womanhood — equal parts sugar, spice, and suppressed fury. A barbie pink hue with undertones of passive aggression and a faint shimmer of bloodlust.

Hang it in your living room as a reminder that behind every man is a great woman... with an alibi.

Because nothing says ‘homemaker’ like a matching manicure and a sharp blade.

 

  • This poster is 18 × 24 inches (300 DPI). I do not recommend printing this file in a larger format as the image will get muddy.

    If you print in a smaller format, make sure it is scaled down proportionally.

    This file is approx 35 MB.

  • Anywhere 18 × 24 inches poster are printed, really. You can have this printed in your local print shop, and I do recommend you investing your money in your community. Printing locally will help folks in your community put food on their table.

    You can also order online through print-on-demand services; all you need to do is upload the file and make your order there; I like Printful’s Enhanced Matte Paper Poster, their posters are always great quality, I’ve never ever been disappointed by their matte posters.

  • This image looks grainy and old because it was designed that way.

    It was made by digital blending, using photography with transpositions of noise textures, filters and halftones.

 

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